You COULD book a free, all inclusive, first-clacc trip to the Maldives. I mean, not here. You'd have to fine one somewhere else, but in a world of so many possibilities, if you keep looking, I'd be willing to bet one is out there.
Antarctica seems like the perfect place for introverts because there are so few people. There might be a lot of cramped quarters with piles of over-burdening social expectations, but if you don't mind the risk of freezing to death, you can always say screw that and go outside and be alone.
If you're an American, Thailand probably doesn't want your bullshit Well, they definitely don't want your cultural entitlement and your western, white, and Christian superiority complexes. If you go there, leave that bullshit at home. If you don't, they'll eat you alive and laugh at your carcass.
Earth, if we can keep it.
for now.
Phone: We really don't want your call.
Fax: 1990 and older only.