Casita - The useless portal for spacetime travelers

choose your destiny

If you knew where you wanted to be, you wouldn't be here.

you're already flying

This rock you're on is moving pretty quickly through space-time.

life is a VACATION

The important questions are where were you before your life and where are you heading after it.

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Maldives

You COULD book a free, all inclusive, first-clacc trip to the Maldives. I mean, not here. You'd have to fine one somewhere else, but in a world of so many possibilities, if you keep looking, I'd be willing to bet one is out there.


Key Features
All-Inclusive
First-Class
However long you'd like
Absolutely Free
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Summer Only

Antarctica

Antarctica seems like the perfect place for introverts because there are so few people. There might be a lot of cramped quarters with piles of over-burdening social expectations, but if you don't mind the risk of freezing to death, you can always say screw that and go outside and be alone.

Key Features
Highly Exclusive
Dark and Cold
Risk of Death by Freezing
Not Free
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2025

Thailand

If you're an American, Thailand probably doesn't want your bullshit Well, they definitely don't want your cultural entitlement and your western, white, and Christian superiority complexes. If you go there, leave that bullshit at home. If you don't, they'll eat you alive and laugh at your carcass. 


Key Features
Learn Key Phrases
Eat Spicy Food
Leave Bullshit at Home
Expect to Pay Foreigner Tax

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Nothing here for you?
That's probably intentional.

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Best-Price Guarantee

We offer the cheapest time travel options out there because you're already travelling through space and time by merely existing. If you want something more specific, what the hell are you doing here?

Flying in planes is fun

If you love travelling in airplanes, this site might not be for you because there are no airline tickets available here.

traveling by land is fun too

This site offers no land travel access. If you want that, try walking. If you want something less strenuous, try buying a vehicle, riding a bus/trolley/subway, hailing a taxi, or using a ride-share app. 

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