If you knew where you wanted to be, you wouldn't be here.
This rock you're on is moving pretty quickly through space-time.
The important questions are where were you before your life and where are you heading after it.
Year-Round
You COULD book a free, all inclusive, first-clacc trip to the Maldives. I mean, not here. You'd have to fine one somewhere else, but in a world of so many possibilities, if you keep looking, I'd be willing to bet one is out there.
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All-Inclusive |
First-Class |
However long you'd like |
Absolutely Free |
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Summer Only
Antarctica seems like the perfect place for introverts because there are so few people. There might be a lot of cramped quarters with piles of over-burdening social expectations, but if you don't mind the risk of freezing to death, you can always say screw that and go outside and be alone.
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Highly Exclusive |
Dark and Cold |
Risk of Death by Freezing |
Not Free |
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2025
If you're an American, Thailand probably doesn't want your bullshit Well, they definitely don't want your cultural entitlement and your western, white, and Christian superiority complexes. If you go there, leave that bullshit at home. If you don't, they'll eat you alive and laugh at your carcass.
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Learn Key Phrases |
Eat Spicy Food |
Leave Bullshit at Home |
Expect to Pay Foreigner Tax |
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We offer the cheapest time travel options out there because you're already travelling through space and time by merely existing. If you want something more specific, what the hell are you doing here?
If you love travelling in airplanes, this site might not be for you because there are no airline tickets available here.
This site offers no land travel access. If you want that, try walking. If you want something less strenuous, try buying a vehicle, riding a bus/trolley/subway, hailing a taxi, or using a ride-share app.